Chocolate quotes.

Funny chocolate quotes.

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar in four pieces with your bare hands--and then just eating one piece. --Judith Viorst.

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. --Sandra Boynton.

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. --John Q. Tullius.

I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you HAVE met that special someone and still believe that, I REALLY NEED to know where you get your chocolate!!!
(Haha, great chocolate quotes!)

Fortunate is the chocolate, thus roaming the world, through women's smiles, finds its death over a flavorful and melting kiss in their mouths. --Anthelme Brillat-Savarin.

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles. --Author Unknown

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE." --Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers

Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
(Pretty good chocolate quotes, right?)

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies, Enough said.

Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.

Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate! --Author Unknown

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets. --Milton Zelman, publisher of "Chocolate News"

Life is like a box of chocolates, the best ones are half eaten!!
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Life is like a box of chocolates...You never know what you're gonna get. --Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump.

A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.

I never met a chocolate I didn't like. --Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! --Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn, reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! --Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences.

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work. --Anthelme Brillat-Savarin.

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. --Baron Justus von Liebig.

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